Guaranteed, there's a poster from Breakfast at Tiffany's or black and white photo of Marilyn Monroe on at least one of her walls. But on their own they are usually playing Cod on they're Xbox, saying phases like 'your mom' or 'you're a bitch'. We take the rights of intellectual property owners very seriously and comply as a service provider with all applicable provisions of the United States Digital Millennium Copyright Act. You love Starbucks as much, if not more than your least favorite family member. She'll also watch any of the Real Housewives shows. Pro: She's malleable, like silly putty or tofu.
A Very Important and Meaningful coozie collection. Ashley: Crying while looking at herself in the mirror right now. Allison: Still thinks the Blair Waldorf headband thing is cool. She basically wants to be Kate Middleton. She believes that everything happens for a reason.
Basic girl, or basic white girl, is a fairly new term, but has caught on like wildfire. Her favorite shows include 2 Broke Girls, How I Met Your Mother, and reruns of Friends. You have an iPhone that you love like a living, breathing pet. John: Likes to drink a lot more than necessary, forgoes any longterm gym commitments. It's where he goes to count his coozies and chicks. You have catcalled a woman you didn't know on the street, most likely while driving past with your Basic Bro friends, hanging out the window wearing neon rimmed sunglasses and blasting Avicii. You find it slightly aggravating when Starbucks spells your name wrong.
Jenny: The one nice girl in the mean girl friend group. Charlie: A legend in his own mind, very rarely delivers. Erica: Very respectable, really normal. Kathy: Had braces for what felt like 20 years. Aaron: How much fucking weed do you need to smoke, man? Jessie: Always wanting to fight someone. Connor: He low-key deals hardcore drugs while maintaining the facade of an upstanding member of society. It could be something as simple as taking a break from pretending you do yoga to go pick up some new hobbies.
I got a secret, can you keep it? The basic bitch is hardly something we women aspire to be — though, in truth, we do cross into basic territory every once in a blue moon case in point, drinking Blue Moon. She has a wedding board on Pinterest. Speaking of posters, she really identifies with some dead starlet; most likely Audrey Hepburn or Marilyn Monroe. Gabby: Talks a lot about her feelings on the internet. Madeline: Her parents try really, really hard to be cool parents. Of, like, a Chinese character that isn't even real Chinese. When the basic bitch gets drunk, she becomes a woo girl.
There are hip-hop loving Basic Bros, Hollywood Basic Bros, sports fan Basic Bros—the list goes on. On sticky notes, on the fridge, on Facebook, on her Pinterest boards, everywhere. She drinks cosmos with girls, vodka soda when she's watching her weight, and chocolate martinis when she's feeling adventurous. Her casual outfits suggest she doesn't know where she's going. Flash-mobs, Jumbo-trons, a proposal inspired by the show Glee — she's all over it, folks.
He wears board shorts as regular shorts, even if he isn't going to the beach. Hannah: Always the tall girl. If you are not the rights owner or their authorized representative, we will not be able to process your report. He wears the sticker that comes on the brim of his hat. And that could only mean two things. She loves it so much that she knows the baristas by name, and they know her.
One more, and you ask for feedback. She admits she can have a little bit of a wild side. She has engagement rings bookmarked on her Internet browser. When you have enough intelligence to know who you are and a decent sense of humor, stereotypes can be taken lightly. I'll leave the rest in your basic little hands. Zoey: Manic Pixie Dream Girl. It doesn't matter what type of bro is basic, what matters is the sum of the parts that add up to make him basic.