Must have been a long and lonely journey. Which way did you come in? Guy: What's your name sexy? Now I have a much lower opinion of you. Thanks for helping me understand that. Girl: Well, I don't know, will two people fit under a rock? You were dragged through dumb-ass forest. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head! I told him not to act like a fool.
If you know anything about this character, you'll know he's persistent. Was anyone else hurt in the accident? Guy: Can I buy you a drink? He is known as a miracle comic. Friend: What are you, 5? Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth. Single Dad Laughing is much more than a blog. You are a man of the world and you know what sad shape the world is in.
Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? Guy: I think you're the best looking girl in here. I noticed the improvement immediately. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so. Girl: I doubt she ever said that about you! Guy: 5 inches deep in your mom! What did you do with the diaper? They're running out of you. Guy: I'd go through anything for you.
I know you're not as stupid as you look. If they call you an asshole a couple of times, then you need to say something. It is trying to access its file with good phrases, but the process seems to be as if looking for a needle in a haystack. I know you're a self-made man. The only thing offending me right now is your face.
I pick up books like you pick up sweets! It's nice of you to take the blame! Bad idea in your case. The garbage truck is coming! I'm like Tom Hanks in Cast Away right now. You just have bad luck at thinking. Small Guy: That's why your mom's breath is so minty. People say I've no taste, but I like you. I always yawn when I'm interested. Because that was way too much information! I've been there, and if you're reading these funny one-liners and hilarious memes and insults, I'm sure you have to.
Sarcastic comebacks come in handy any time someone is behaving in a particularly annoying way. I believe in business before pleasure. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye. Guy: That's because you're crackers! It practically eats you alive. This blog, Single Dad Laughing, is what he's most known for, with more than 2 million daily subscribers as of 2017.
I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright. It helps me remember that the garbage needs to be thrown out. A lot of people have no talent! You just helped me realize it. He is dark and handsome. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? I was at the zoo. See the most popular determined by I should have said voters. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
Thank you for the Bullshit sandwich, but I'm full. Short people rock by the way. Come to think of it, your face is old, too. Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Shit happens — just look at your face! Everybody enjoys a good laugh, but nobody wants to be the reason for that.