Q:Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? A: Because they've got big mouths and little dicks. More than you can af-Ford. A: They pull up their pants. All the ones who can run, jump, or swim have already crossed the border. A: She screws you two nights in a row. He was really good at bacon.
Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A screwdriver goes in through the door, goes up the wall, crosses the ceiling, heads back down the other wall and goes out through the second door. A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. U guys honestly fucking disgust me. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbit just died? You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Q: What's 6 inches long and starts with a p? When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice Q:Why did Tigger look in the toilet? However, he failed to report his earnings to the tax authorities, so they came to his farm to confiscate the exhibit.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa. If you use the short form, the government gets your money. Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? Because it scares the crap out of their dogs. Q: How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye? Three days ago Doe kisses him. I really hope you stay, I'm very hungry right now.
What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Nail one of it's hands to the floor. A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you play with their tits. What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? What's worse than 10 babies stapled to one tree? Neither I nor RinkWorks are liable if you keel over and die from reading these jokes. What is the difference between a soccer star and a bank robber? Boil the hell out of it. A pizza can feed a family of four. A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? For example, is basically a résumé of the pathetic attempts at humor that people who interact with me daily have to deal with. A smoking hot girl walks into a bar. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things. One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts! For more funniest jokes ever on at related topic see on the page Very Short Jokes or on the page Really Funny One Liners. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Q: What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
Because, any Cuban that can run, jump, or swim already lives in America. In case he got a hole in one. A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue. A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her Q: What do you get when cross an Italian with a gorilla? Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? What's black on top and white on bottom? A: Her crayons are still sticky. A: Bigfoot has been spotted. A: When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? Dog shit turns white and stops stinking. A: Spit, swallow, and gargle, Q: What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? A: Because they can understand them.
He had no porpoise in his life! A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining. A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was. What tea can vary in taste from bitter to sweet? The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt. Q: Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Q: A blond is going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? A rash of good luck. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up. A: She opens the car door.
Q: What does a black kid get for Christmas? Hear about the two peanuts that walked through central park? U guys fucking disgust me. If Lindsay Lohan made it through her cracked-out bleached-blonde lesbian jailbird phase, you can make it through tomorrow. A: They fell for that trick once already! Q: What kind of bees produce milk? Not much point in dating it. If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor? Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it! Grass, I lied about the wheels. He waits till the last moment. What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors? Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? What does a nosey pepper do? Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog? The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
I was devastated to hear that Peter died. I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? So they made a last-ditch effort to perfect the machine, knowing that the deadline for a decision from the committee was nigh. Touch your arm, does that hurt? Q: What is 18 inches long, stiff and makes women scream at night? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog. A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? What did the grape do when he got stepped on? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor! Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Because it's too cold out Tide.